Barney The Dinosaur Rapping Along To Notorious BIG's "Get Money" Is Stupendous

This is how you prepare for a Friday night out on the town. Tell your stupid cube boss to shove it, put it on cruise control and bump a little “Get Money” by Notorious B.I.G. rapped by Barney the dinosaur. Roll right into the weekend. Get money, fuck bitches and ruin your childhood. All at the same time. Kids shit is so fucking weird when you look back on it. Hey, remember that time your brain was so young and stupid that it got excited about watching a giant purple dinosaur run around on TV? I was that kid. Barney was my dude. I’d dance around like an idiot when his show would come on. I imagine being a kid is a lot like being on LSD. Everything is great, everything is awesome and hey theres’s a yellow dinosaur hanging out with a purple dinosaur. All good. Not even gonna question it. Look back on it now and it’s weird as shit. I bet brainwashing kids would be so damn easy. Not saying anyone should, but it’d be super easy.